It has come to my attention that when I invest in my latest invention and become a millionaire because of it I will have to donate to a charity of some sort. Because of the sorry situation of all my siblings I have decided against my will to feel the compassion of your lack of fortune. Therefore, I must establish this charity. 2% of my net income to each of my siblings with an additional incentive to keep me as your brother: all the odds and ends wires, wood, gadgets and so forth to A&T, All the extra sheers sharpeners and smocks to D as well as an extra room for a painting studio accepting my portrait as the first on it's walls, free publishing and editing for 100 books to C (that should keep you going until your name is famous enough you don't need anything else), a titanium or platinum frisbee and a top position in HR for B (Yes, you will get paid regularly on commission), a private plane for M&B (crew not included), and a theater for their pleasure, entertainment, performance, etc... and 45,000,000 to be trusted for their family affairs. Mom and Dad, of course, can live on my property and they will be set for life. Of course my mansion will be the new party place.I remain, obviously, your favorite and faithful brother,SFM
Then a second reply email that says,
Of course the theater and $45,000,000.00 is for my favorite brother in law and his wife, R&J(Of course he used the names not just the initials.)
It is a good thing that he sent the reply to all to clarify that I was not left out of the charity. Of course, on the other hand, maybe it would have been better to not receive anything because then I would have known that he doesn't feel sorry for us. Still, with such a charitable brother, I will have to bake him a cake!
He says he didn't write it, so the general consensus is that it was Mom. I'm sure we will ask her when she gets back.
For now, I will go set in order the family affairs that are going to apparently cost 45 mil.
Thanks, little Bro. You are the Best.